hope you are all fine? Here a little joke for the day!
> While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea
> with the Queen.
> He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She
> says that it is to surround herself with intelligent
> people. He asks how she knows if they're intelligent.
> "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the
> Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."
> She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister.
> Please answer this question: Your mother has a child,
> and your father has a child, and this child is not
> your brother or sister. Who is it?"
> Tony Blair responds ,"It's me, ma'am."
> "Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the
> Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr.
> "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using
> Upon returning to Washington, he decides he'd better
> put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations
> Committee to the test.
> He summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says,
> "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question
> for me."
> "Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"
> "Uh, your mother has a child, and your father has a
> child, and this child is not your brother or your
> sister. Who is it?"
> Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think
> about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Helms
> He immediately calls a meeting of other senior
> senators, and they puzzle over the question for
> several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer.
> Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at
> the State Department and explains his problem. "Now
> look here Colin Powell, your mother has a child, and
> your father has a child, and this child is not your
> brother, or your sister. Who is it?"
> Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you
> dumb ass."
> Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House
> and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it
> is!It's Colin Powell!"
> And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb
> shit, It's Tony Blair!"